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jimmy
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Postby jimmy » 12 Apr 2013, 14:18

So, I was riding home the other week, and I made a comment to another rider, and then I realised that out of the cycling context, what I said would mean something else entirely.

Then I realised that there are a heap of phrases that we use as cyclists that to someone not familar with the venacular would be able to misinterpret.

So I'll get things started with my comment to the other rider

you can suck me up this hill


James

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Postby Lizanne » 12 Apr 2013, 14:27

lubing squeaky nipples

one of my favorites

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Postby Nozzle » 12 Apr 2013, 17:05

Take a hard pull....

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Postby Nozzle » 12 Apr 2013, 17:08

Or I'm bonking....

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Postby timyone » 17 Apr 2013, 11:44

I have a friend who talks about bonking on face book, and I take it as an open invitation to talk about their sex life

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Postby Lizanne » 17 Apr 2013, 11:53

i do love riding wood

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Postby Lizanne » 22 Apr 2013, 11:51

I lubed every hole and then turned the nipples gently one at a time, bringing everything up to tension and plucking as I went. I could feel it getting tighter and tighter, but I must have used too much lube and turned the nipples too hard, because suddenly I was sitting there with a big wet taco in my lap

Thank you Bike Snob
http://bikesnobnyc.blogspot.com.au/2013 ... geous.html

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Postby Dougie » 22 Apr 2013, 13:15

Lizanne wrote:I lubed every hole and then turned the nipples gently one at a time, bringing everything up to tension and plucking as I went. I could feel it getting tighter and tighter, but I must have used too much lube and turned the nipples too hard, because suddenly I was sitting there with a big wet taco in my lap


Cold shower anyone?

Lizanne, do you think you could read to me alittle more.........

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Postby marc2131 » 22 Apr 2013, 13:19

Who needs a cold shower, when us male cyclists have strategic saddle-related pressure points on our perineum which do the trick anyway.

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Postby Toff » 26 Apr 2013, 10:24

I still recall the day when I was a passenger in a friend's car. There were three of us in the car going off somewhere which is not particularly relevant, so we can ignore that bit.

Anyway, we drove past a cyclist in full lycra kit on a pretty flash looking bike. I wound the window down and watched him as we drove past. The other people in the car looked at me and asked me what I was doing. I replied that I was "checking out his equipment". They laughed and made fun of me for the rest of the journey...


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