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Dulwich Hill Bicycle Club • Garminisms
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Garminisms

Posted: 11 Apr 2013, 13:35
by Colin Campbell
Garminised: data on Garmin uploads completely and correctly with 100% accuracy; the ride exists.

Garminated: no or partial inaccurate data on Garmin, upload fails; the ride never happened and you have joined the riding dead.

Re: Garminisms

Posted: 11 Apr 2013, 14:16
by JoTheBuilder
I was garminated so often I bought a new one...

Re: Garminisms

Posted: 11 Apr 2013, 14:21
by Dougie
Garminatonic: The state of inability to ride anywhere without the collection of data

Garminology: The study of Strava Segments

Garminista: The term use to describe a female rider whom has “chicked” a male rider, then uploaded the data to rub it in.

Garmini: The plural form of a Garmin

Ingarminable: A ride that cannot be mapped or recorded in anyway due to weak on no satellite coverage, ie a gentle recovery ride through the cross city tunnel is ingarminable.

Garminimbidium: The substance, that as a single block, a Garmin is carved from by highly skilled artisans

Re: Garminisms

Posted: 11 Apr 2013, 14:49
by weiyun
The Garminator to terminate all you Garmin infested riders. I need your jersey, your clipless and your ride, for I'll be back!

Re: Garminisms

Posted: 11 Apr 2013, 15:09
by Colin Campbell
Dougie, which do you have: Bachelor, Master or Professor of Garminology?

Garmin: an electronic form of vermin (singular) that infects a rider.

Garminade: the simple refreshment and spiritual/moral uplift gained from Garminising.

Garmination: the desolation, despair and existential angst derived from Garminating.

Re: Garminisms

Posted: 11 Apr 2013, 15:40
by mikesbytes
Stravenator: Rider who actively seeks out KOM's or QOM's owned by people known to them

Re: Garminisms

Posted: 11 Apr 2013, 16:40
by Colin Campbell
Faux-Garmin: a smart phone equipped with the Strava app.

The Garminless: the rapidly diminishing pool of riders not infected by a Garmin or Faux-Garmin, expected to soon be restricted to those riders only riding within in a satellite-free zone, e.g. those riders riding solely within the cross city tunnel.

Re: Garminisms

Posted: 11 Apr 2013, 19:46
by Philip
Stravagation: the technique of navigating a route between any two points with the aim of maximising the number of achievable segments ridden. A highly skilled Stravagator also takes into account the prevailing wind in order to enhance KOM/QOM possibilities.

Re: Garminisms

Posted: 11 Apr 2013, 21:24
by JoTheBuilder
Garminering: the act of using, playing with, setting up ones Garmin. Most are only part time Garminer's, using only a fraction of the Garmin's capabilities...

Re: Garminisms

Posted: 11 Apr 2013, 21:39
by Anthony K
Garminatric: Eye sight has degraded to the point where you can't read the display while riding.

Re: Garminisms

Posted: 12 Apr 2013, 08:37
by Colin Campbell
Garminal: the condition of using all Garmin capabilities on a perfectly working Garmin on a perfect ride.

Straval: the condition of being at the top of the leader board on every segment ever ridden.

Re: Garminisms

Posted: 12 Apr 2013, 09:41
by weiyun
Gar-Min: Two founders on a bike, colloquially referred to as a tandem.

Re: Garminisms

Posted: 20 Apr 2013, 15:32
by Colin Campbell
Garminheimer's Disease: continual forgetting to turn Garmin off (mild case), persistent forgetting to turn Garmin on in spite of programmed reminder (severe case), wondering what the thing with elastic bands on the handlebars is for (worst case)
Garminimalism: Garmin with one screen showing one field displaying either speed (racer); distance (masochist); elevation (climber); cadence (Lance Armstrong look-alike); heart rate (hypochondriac)
Garmin Miranda: water sport version

Re: Garminisms

Posted: 22 Apr 2013, 14:10
by Philip
Garmisery: that sense of despair and desolation experienced when a long cherished crown (http://app.strava.com/segments/903006) gets plundered by a young buck less than half your age. Well done Chris Hagerman... :(

Re: Garminisms

Posted: 22 Apr 2013, 14:18
by Lizanne
well, ya know what ya gotta do...

Re: Garminisms

Posted: 22 Apr 2013, 14:47
by Philip

Re: Garminisms

Posted: 22 Apr 2013, 17:46
by Colin Campbell

Re: Garminisms

Posted: 21 May 2013, 20:44
by MtbAnt

Re: Garminisms

Posted: 31 May 2013, 14:20
by mr mojo
A little late to the party on this one, but.......

Garminatrix - a female cyclist who dominates the leaderboards

Stravation - what one feels when they are not able to use Strava for a few days

Re: Garminisms

Posted: 31 May 2013, 17:06
by Colin Campbell